Me: "Um, no we didn't."
Mr. Robert P. Tracey: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Um, yeah. Pretty sure."
Mr. Robert P. Tracey: "Is this 239/245-2859?"
Me: "No. This is 239/245-xxxx."
Mr. Robert P. Tracey: "Are you absolutely sure nobody from that number called about placing the cats?"
Me: (Inner dialogue: Mr. Robert P. Tracey, sir, I assure you that no one from our household called PetFinders from our home line to inquire about placing two cats. Really. I promise. Beyond the fact that we rarely use our home phone, much less at 9:58pm, and that our number isn't 239/245-2859, we are not cat people. Oh, Mr. Tracey, if you only knew just how vehemently we are not cat people...) "Yes. I am absolutely sure."