In my search for inspiration, collected thoughts, cogent paragraphs and witty rejoinders, I'm settling for another (stolen) meme to clear the writer's block:
Let's start out with something oh so clever, whats your sign? Virgo.
Congratulations! You just had a baby boy! Whats his name? I actually did have a baby boy 16 months ago. His name is Peter Zane Biagi LeBoutillier. If I were to have another baby boy, his name would be Aidan.
Congratulations ! It's a baby girl! You name her? Ava or Lila
Look at your recent calls, who was your last missed call from? Ashley.
What is bothering you right now? Last night.
What is your favorite color? Blue.
Who's the last person you texted? PG.
Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon? No.
Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films?Yes.
If you had $100 would you spend or save it? I would spend it.
If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay? As long as the spider stayed on its own side of the room.
Do you regret anything you've done lately? Yes.
Where are you right now? At my office.
What are you doing? Trying to stay awake.
Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else? I have no judgment of single parents, and would have no trouble dating one if I were single.
What are you doing tonight? The same thing I do every night: put Zane down for a catnap, clean up the kitchen, prepare supper, clean up the kitchen, laundry, bedtime routine for Zane, bedtime routine for mama, and hopefully sound sleep (without the stupid night warblers...)
Could you date someone shorter than you? Yes, if I were single.
Next time you will go to the doctors? August 3.
Last time you cried? Last night.
Do you have the same name as any of your relatives? My middle name is the same as my mother's.
What were you doing at midnight Friday night? Dancing at Mint Lounge in Tallahassee.
Has a boy sat on your bed before? Yes, and a boy sleeps in my bed with me.
Who's the funniest person you know? Ralph Lair.
Are you afraid to grow up? No.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? Yes.
If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you? No.
When was the last time someone yelled at you? Last night.
Do you have nice eyes? I've been told I have nice eyes.
What was the last thing you ate? 8 gumdrops.
How is the weather right now? Hot, sticky, windy.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Someone who called about scheduling the Rep to speak to their group.
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes.
How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.
Are you missing someone? Yes.
Have you hugged or kissed anyone in the last 72 hours? Yes.
What happened at 10AM this morning? Snack time for Z.
Do you miss your past? No.
Who will you be sleeping with tonight? PG.
Are you getting engaged any time soon? It's been 10 years, why rush now?
Wearing any bracelets? Yes, a silver beaded bracelet from Tiffany & Co.
Last thing someone bought for you? It's hard to say; my life is populated with generous people.
Does anyone know your passwords other than you? PG.
Did you have a good day yesterday? Yes, until 7:30pm.
Ever kissed someone who smokes? Yes, and I will never, ever do it again.
What are you wearing? White eyelet a-line skirt, bright melon tunic with puff sleeves and Jack Rogers Navajo sandals.
Do you wake up cranky? Not since I became a mother.
Do you bite your nails? Not since I had braces as a teenager.
Who do you want to see at this very moment? Zane.
Do you hate someone right now? No.
Does anyone hate you for no reason? No.
Can you make yourself cry? Yes.
Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches? No.
What were you doing at 4AM? Waiting for the Benadryl to kick in.
How much money is in your wallet? $55.
Do you believe what goes around comes around? Yes.
Have you ever been called 'heartless? No.
Do you trust people easily? Yes, too easily.
Do you like pulpy orange juice? Ick. No.
Which could you tolerate more a sleep walker or someone who snores? Someone who snores.
Would you ever parachute off of a plane? Only to save my life.
Would you ever get a tattoo? I already have two, and would love to get a third.
Are you gonna be home alone tonight? No.
When you say you don't care, do you mean it? Usually.
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? Not anymore.
Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? Yes.
Are you good at hiding your emotions? I wish I were.
Do you think too much or too little? Way too much.
Think back five months ago, were you single? No.
Who can you blame for your bad mood today? Myself. I should not have taken that Benadryl at 3:45am.
How do you feel right now? Very sleepy.
Who were the first people you heard this morning? Zane.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? Yes, but I don't have one to celebrate.
Does it take a lot to make you cry? Sadly, no.
What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? Not sure yet, it's only 11:41am.
Who was the last person you texted? PG.
Do you think a lot before you sleep? Sometimes.
What's running through your mind right now? Can I play hooky to go home and sleep?
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Do you like to cuddle/snuggle? Sometimes.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now? Yes.
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms? Yes.
Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? Yes.
Is your life anything like it was a year ago? In the good ways, it is identical; but, now the bad things from a year ago are so much better.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked? Yes.
How late did you stay up last night? 9:49pm, then woke up at 2:03am, unable to breathe or tune out the stupid night warblers; hence the Benadryl.
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it? Water.
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't? Yes.
Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down? Zane always makes me happy.
Does anyone call you baby? No.
Are you a patient person? Becoming more patient.
What's the last thing that you said? "I'm on my way."
Any plans for tomorrow? Not sure; Friday plans may change.
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Read Organic Gardening.
What can't you wait for? An answer.
What's the worst way to say "I love you"? I agree with Lady E: when there is a "but" following the statement.
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