A boatload of toys (and I mean that literally...Zane's toybox is an actual boat...) and what does Zane choose to play with? Dental floss. The special dental floss. Woven. With fluoride. For sensitive teeth. The $3.59-a-box special dental floss.
His mission, seemingly, was to remove all of said floss from the box; and he succeeded.
I can't really complain, though; he happily amused himself while I dressed for work. It was all pretty cute actually.