Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I Couldn't Make Up This S*&T If If I Tried

Vignettes from 1003 Capitol this morning:

...health insurance salesman from Miami towering over a fellow aide in a (closely) neighboring cubicle and loudly explaining the "tricks and techniques" for conceiving a baby girl. Apparently, the trick is 1 TBSP. of vinegar dissolved in 1 Cup of water. I cannot bring myself to repeat in print the techniques. My eardrums are scorched. I can't afford to lose my eyesight, too.

...arrogant, pompous, puffed-out local official moving a chair into the conference room for a meeting. The chair in question? Removed from the workspace of an aide who, at that moment, was ON A PHONE CALL WITH THEIR BACK TURNED. Who DOES that?

WTF?!?!?!

2 comments:

Kicking N. Screaming said...

My workplace seems so boring in comparison.

Pat said...

Sounds like Miss Manners needs to pay a visit to the Capitol or Julia Sugarbaker might be better!