Wednesday, April 4, 2007


Ticket for the NCAA Men's Basketball Championship - $112.50

Chipping in Gas Money for the Road Trip to the Game - $47.00

Celebratory Accoutrements, including good-luck kamikaze shots - $80

Cheering from the upper deck as your alma mater, the defending National Champion Gator Boys, slash down the court, shoot the lights out and demolish "THE" Ohio State University, leaving their drunk, camouflage mini-skirt wearing, "Hang on Sloopy"-singing fans in despair for the second time in four months - PRICELESS

All Hail the Mighty Gators, the best in basketball. Again.

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