26.4 Weeks
Things I have learned: I require EXACTLY nine hours of sleep each night. If those nine hours are interrupted for, say, an hour at some point during the night, I will sleep right through my alarm for the entire interrupted portion of the nine-hour requirement. Pregnancy Senility is a very real condition. I hear it morphs into Mama Senility after delivery. Swimming is the most luxurious form of exercise and stretching during pregnancy. Bonus benefit: quick and true relief for swollen feet! Sitting in a jacuzzi (heated to exactly 99-degrees) under the stars is the best way to bliss out before bedtime. Haagen-Dazs Chocolate Ice Cream tastes better during pregnancy, especially if you mix in a copious number of mini marshmallows. Fast food really IS as bad for the body as they say it is, and the effects of sodium and caffeine are swift and sure. There is no point in pre-registering at the hospital for delivery. No matter how many times you dutifully FAX the carefully completed form to the co...